every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
Give that kid a medal.
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn’t know what she’s missing.
in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination
Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.
Muggleborns at Hogwarts
I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap
so i met my soul mate tonight
This is the greatest chat moment ever.
Get this to Tyler immediately
I love this!! I love this so much!! Get this to Tyler!!TYLERRRRRRRRRRRR
BÆ DON’T YOU DARRREEE IGNORE US
Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.