jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS

glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS

teen-tltan:

penispolice:

im so confused

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

teen-tltan:

penispolice:

im so confused

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are